Sunday, March 7, 2010

While I Wait

I have about $200 worth of prescription medication being filled right now, and gosh I don't know whether to feel grateful that such medication exists or melancholy because the reality is I need all that stuff to keep me... alive. Well, let's go with gratitude, since gratitude is more attractive than self loathing.

Speaking of attraction, suddenly I am questioning my "celibate for life" policy based on nothing but the fact that celibacy now seems somewhat severe. Sometimes (often... always) when I am at the gym, I look at the men in the pool and consider whether they are my type or not. People, I haven't had a type since Bill Clinton was president. What to do about this? Should I start applying lipstick again? Should I try to get into my skinny jeans and attempt to be attractive? I really don't know. More on this later.

Oh! I moved. A block away from my job. Two days ago I got the worst performance review in the history of my career, but since I am focusing on the positive, we'll just not talk about that. Well, not today.

Caution! Here is what could happen to your apartment if you go to graduate school a whole lot:



Oh and I bought a dresser that fit perfectly into my apartment. (Please note that I had to buy children's furniture in order to accomplish this.)



One more! My bed matches the dresser. Maybe if I fit into my skinny jeans and start wearing lipstick again I will meet a man person who will tolerate a full size bed. Full beds are kind of small for two people. (What the hell am I talking about? Celibate! Forever!)





See you... next time.

Love,

Nina

11 comments:

sybil law said...

Why the hell are you celibate forever? That. would. kill. me.
Also, full beds are great in the beginning of a relationship, because at that point you're all about being close to each other. After that phase, though, a bigger bed is in order. :)
Love the dresser!
Go get laid. Or something. :)

Catherine said...

I win. I knew it. Yes, go GET LAID. And yes, very nice dark wood furniture. I vote for pillows with greater surface area.

Megan said...

Love the dresser. And the good thing about kids' furniture is that they make the drawers so you can't pull them out and drop them on your foot.

In college I used to share a twin bed with my BF on the weekends. I loved it.

Avitable said...

I vote no for celibate forever. And yes for break in that bed with your skinny jeans-fitting self.

ByJane said...

are you teaching again? is that why you're buying $200 worth of rx?

Kate P said...

Oh, all those books. . . rapture.

The new furniture looks great. I like the rug in the one picture, too.

And, uh, I would be the lone voice asking, "Have you considered chastity over celibacy?"

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