I got up and ate breakfast today. Seriously, I did. Just like a normal person who doesn't have thousands of papers to grade. How did I accomplish this?
1) Yesterday, during a twenty minute paper grading break, I went to the grocery store.
2) This morning, when I woke up at 6:30 (a bit early for me) I did not go back to sleep.
3) Instead I woke up and made coffee. Oh my God.
4) Then I ate plain non-fat yogurt, a tablespoon of wheat germ, and five almonds.
I think this is what they call being a normal human being who puts needs of self before needs of miscreants who can't be bothered to spell their own names correctly.
Of course, the fifteen minutes that I took to do something for myself this morning will probably result in a day chock full of sneering miscreants, but I do not regret my choice. I feel sort of human. I like it.
Normal post up tomorrow. Unless I choose to neglect you by continuing my selfish trend of eating breakfast. Who knows?