Sunday, May 18, 2008

Sin of the Week, 5/18/08

I can't think of anything spectacular except for the that I skipped church because I got too busy with getting ready for the new semester to start. Oh, and I might also have been slightly heavy handed with the martini shaker, and I might have hated my cat a whole bunch, and I might have very briefly considered breaking into the Optician's Clinic and stealing contact lenses because my eyes have clearly (clearly!) not changed in the past year and I am out of contacts and tired of wearing my glasses and I don't want to pay $200 for an eye exam just to confirm that fact. Wait, that was more of a fantasy than a real intention, so it might be a simple case of repressed hostility directed at innocent eye-care practitioners. Hm.

See you tomorrow. (But only with my glasses on).

1 comment:

Finn said...

Clearly this is working... soon you'll have nothing to confess!

Either that or you need to get out more.