Friday, July 4, 2008

Try this

Want to make me furious and ill-mannered?

Call me up at 3pm on the 4th of July and say,

"HI! Remember how you said we could watch the fireworks at your place? And how we said we would rather go out instead? Yeah! That conversation we had back in May... that's the one!"

"Uh..."

"So yeah, anyway we changed our minds. We think we'll be over at about 8:30. See you soon!"

Fuck. Me.

See you tomorrow.

10 comments:

Avitable said...

Ooh, fun. I'll come over too.

Mr. Bingley said...

but you look out on the hudson, no? are there fireworks there? i thought they were all on the east river?

Anonymous said...

I will bring cheese.

Julie said...

lol...I had to snicker at this. I just liked how you ended it.

Catherine said...

Holy Crap. Well, here's hoping you guys had a good time. Cheers, and have a great holiday weekend!

Grumpy but sweet said...

any change you "weren't in"?

sybil law said...

That. Sucks.
Hope it was okay, anyway!
Happy belated 4th!

Anonymous said...

Please tell me you locked the door and did not answer it. That would be priceless.

Kate P said...

How rude!!!

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry, but in my world, being told, "Sorry, we'd rather go out" or something similar when the initial offer was made means the initial offer no longer stands.

I hope you didn't do like I'd do in the situation and spend the whole day obsessively cleaning house. Because that would suck.