What, you ask?
How about having your new computer - you know - the once that cost $3000 and is less than six months old? That one! Right! How about having your new computer make a sound like a rabid squirrel trapped in a well - and then give you the finger:
All of you who said I was foolish to have so many computers? You people?
I think you can now see how wrong you were. Are. Were.