What on earth is THAT, you say??
Why it is me, Nina alone-a-lot, dancing around my apartment TOTALLY NAKED.
Why such joy?
Take a look at this:
Reader, this is no ordinary internet valentine. This is Neilochka, who half the world is mad in love with.
Go check him out at Citizen of the Month. I'll be dancing naked until you get back.
See??
MY internet valentine is the paragon of excellence who started the Great Interview Experiment. He is also the best kisser ever and did I mention we have been making out on the internet for months and I never told any of you? ( I do try to be a lady.* Sometimes).
Neil, I would like chocolate covered diamonds. And imported peonies. The DUTCH ones.
You have made me very happy. I love you!
* There was someone else for like two hours but I am SO over him.
20 comments:
Dear god woman! Your breasts are gorgeous.
I love you, too. :)
Happy St Valentine's Day, Nina. It's great that you're getting the attention that you deserve. I think the popularity has to do with your writing but the dancing naked thing is a great strategy too.
Happy Valentine's Day!!
He couldn't have picked a more luscious woman.
(I haven't seen you naked, but I HAVE seen you in a bathing suit... mmmmmm shrimp and gin & tonic and oh wait...)
Damn girl! You look AWESOME!! I'm jealous now;o) Have a good day!
Oh no you did NOT.
Sniffle.
Tear.
Happy Naked Apartment Dance Day.
You look hot naked and dancing.
I'm so jealous of you and Neil. I wanted him for myself.
Happy Valentine's Day, bitch. ;)
Why have I never heard of this guy before? Why am I so confused?
(Happy Valentine's Day)
Nice knockers!!!!
And happy V day!!!
Yeah, bet that's some awesome cleavage right there. You know I'm all about cleavage.
Well, I'm glad you got a Valentine now...
And the 2 hour dude? He was only worth 30 mins!
I think everyone should dance naked, but none can do it quite so well as you, with your long, lean body and rather high, perky round breasts. (Nothing pervy -- I'm just calling it like I see it in your self-portrait!) Great post!
Oh, man, I'm so tired that my first (unsexy, unromantic) thought was, "Hey, tree pose!"
Make Valentine's Day good. Be bad.
Have you lost weight?
Aha! I KNEW you were lying about having fat rolls!!!
that's like Neil's fantasy come true! you're so good to him! :)
Great cans baby!
nice juggs!
haha! i nearly peed myself laughing so hard. i love your drawings!
whata fabulous post. made me laugh. thanks :)
hmmmm... clearly you've had more threaded than simply your eyebrows.
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