Thursday, March 13, 2008

$1000 an hour

If I made that much money, perhaps I would have time to post today in a timely fashion. Alas, I do not, so I have to put off the post you thought you would be reading right now until I finish my extremely rewarding and fullfilling work.

(If only I had never gone to college. If only I had been blessed with a poor upbringing and a great ass. If only I had made better - oh, I am sorry -different choices. If only, if only, if only).

Post will go up around 10pm tonight.

10 comments:

Avitable said...

You're worth that much! I think, with that great ass, you could probably easily earn ten times that an hour.

Woodrow said...

And she was one their cheaper ones! Some were getting $4300 an hour. I wonder what you get for that extra $3300 an hour?

I'm setting my alarm. 9pm CST.

Finn said...

Makes you wonder what the point of going to college was, doesn't it. I mean other than the getting drunk and making dubious choices in sex partners.

Why didn't they tell us we could get paid for that?

Dagny said...

Yeah, I hear ya. I wish I had the great ass and no edgemucation as well.

*sigh*

Mr. Bingley said...

Makes you wonder what the point of going to college was, doesn't it. I mean other than the getting drunk and making dubious choices in sex partners.

Buwhahahaha!

Brilliant!

Now how do I clean this coffee off of the screen....

LAS said...

Hey - thanks for linking to me!! I'll be checking promptly at 10 pm your time. Don't disappoint!

Julie said...

I'll attempt to be up at 10pm, but I might end up reading tomorrow. I hope you understand.

*cough cough*

Chiroptera said...

Don't confuse how much their pimp made with how much money they made.

utenzi said...

It's 9:49pm tonight, Nina, and I see no new post!

...and to think--$1,000 bucks an hour and you get to screw the rich. Those bastards are always screwing us, it'd be nice to get some payback. Only, I doubt it would work out like that.

Effortlessly Average said...

Well... I happen to have $1,000 here that I'm not doing anything with....