Sunday, March 16, 2008

Oh my God

In the area of getting utterly fucked over, I racked up another de-merit (or is that merit?) just about two minutes ago. In case it was not clear earlier, God Can suck my non-existent dick. My cell phone is inexplicably soggy. When I say inexplicably, I don't mean I might have thrown it into a pitcher of martinis. I meant INEXPLICABLY SOGGY.

Name of this blog should be, heretofore, JESUS HATES ME DOT ORG.

**updated** Jesus still wants to turn my brain into pudding, and my phone still does not work.

9 comments:

Avitable said...

Are you drunk? Because if so, I fully endorse your drunk blogging.

Woodrow said...

You did not just say that!

Nitin said...

are you drunk? why do you want a dick.. trust me.. you are only going to add to your miseries that way.. i had a phone too that had got all soaked up and screwd. so i bought the cheapest one with least features. and now i am happy.. prob solved

Dagny said...

Lurve you.

xoxo

Winter said...

Jesus may hate you, but I love your socks.

Mr. Fabulous said...

Yep.. Sounds like Jesus' work to me.

LizB said...

Nina said: God Can suck my non-existent dick.

And that's when wine came out of my nose.

Steph said...

Inexplicably soggy sucks. If it had been dunked in a pitcher of martinis you could at least have the joy of getting a buzz while sucking it dry.

Effortlessly Average said...

Believe me, you don't want a dick cuz you get all pissy when it's not licked or rubbed on a frequent basis. heh