Friday, August 1, 2008

So today was the day I was supposed to guest post for La Nina. Oops.

Hi, my blogger name is Woodrow. Well, it was back when I used to blog. You see I quit a while back. I don't know why. Do I have to have a reason? Oh, and I'm also Nina's internet boyfriend. Be jealous. Be very jealous.

I'm reading a book called Child of God by Cormac McCarthy. The main character is having sex with a dead woman that he found on the side of the road. He keeps her in his attic. Just brings her down in the evenings to warm her up by the fire so she won't be so stiff and cold while he fucks her. Or at least that what he was doing until he burned his house down. In his defense he did buy her a new dress.

If you ever get the chance to visit Oklahoma in August, don't. It's hotter than two squirrels fucking in a wool sock.

I've "known" Nina for about a year now. She's good people. Even if she did once tell God to suck her non-existent dick. That was a classic. Do y'all remember that one? Nina does because I won't let her forget. I can't believe she puts up with me. She deserves better. She deserves better in a lot of other ways too. Asking questions that we'll never know the answers to is a waste of time though. Sometimes we've got to just be I guess.

I've got to run now. I have a date tonight. If I remember to I'll finish this post when I get home. Otherwise, adios. I thought I'd quit blogging anyhow.

6 comments:

Em said...

Why in God's name is he doing that? Having sex with a corpse? That just doesn't sound healthy is all I'm saying.

I drove through that Oklahoma place a few weeks ago and it was pretty hot. Almost as hot as where I am now... but... it's not.

Dagny said...

Enjoy your date!

Kate P said...

Hope I didn't step on your toes, Woodrow--I probably started typing just as you were posting.

BTW I had no idea "safe sex" also means keeping a fire extinguisher handy.

Annie said...

I love Cormac McCarthy, but I have not read that book, sounds interesting...

Julie said...

REALLY nice to see you again, Woodrow. You're missed.

Maggie said...

How can you have a date if you're Nina's internet boyfriend? bad boyfriend, bad!