So today was the day I was supposed to guest post for La Nina. Oops.
Hi, my blogger name is Woodrow. Well, it was back when I used to blog. You see I quit a while back. I don't know why. Do I have to have a reason? Oh, and I'm also Nina's internet boyfriend. Be jealous. Be very jealous.
I'm reading a book called Child of God by Cormac McCarthy. The main character is having sex with a dead woman that he found on the side of the road. He keeps her in his attic. Just brings her down in the evenings to warm her up by the fire so she won't be so stiff and cold while he fucks her. Or at least that what he was doing until he burned his house down. In his defense he did buy her a new dress.
If you ever get the chance to visit Oklahoma in August, don't. It's hotter than two squirrels fucking in a wool sock.
I've "known" Nina for about a year now. She's good people. Even if she did once tell God to suck her non-existent dick. That was a classic. Do y'all remember that one? Nina does because I won't let her forget. I can't believe she puts up with me. She deserves better. She deserves better in a lot of other ways too. Asking questions that we'll never know the answers to is a waste of time though. Sometimes we've got to just be I guess.
I've got to run now. I have a date tonight. If I remember to I'll finish this post when I get home. Otherwise, adios. I thought I'd quit blogging anyhow.