Tuesday, January 8, 2008

What did you say?

I am so covered in work right now that I am afraid to take a shower for fear that I'll miss a phone call or a blistering email. Most of the data I transfered last semester is incorrect (somehow), I was IMing with students about it until midnight, and as of this morning, the mother of one of last semester's students wants to rip me to shreds with her long, pointy fangs.* Or at least make sure I get fired.

So today, ask me stuff. Any question asked in comments will be answered in tomorrow's post.

Oh, and please:

1) Don't ask me my real name.

2) Don't ask me anything dirty (or if you do, at least be clean about it).

Thank you for reading.

*Roy is doing just great, thanks! He taught Cat-head how to play "swat the dust mite" and they are getting along famously.


em said...

If you had to change your race, what would you want to be?

Weird question, huh? I got that out of the handy If. . (Questions for the Game of Life) book. It was just sitting here next to the computer and I'm not feeling all that questiony on my own today.

There are some *dirty* questions in here too, but I thought I'd go with politically incorrect instead.

Effortlessly Average said...

I have two:

1) If you were to look into a passenger side mirror with a pair of binoculars, would everything appear normal sized or would the mirror itself just appear closer?

2) What do you seek in a guy?

123Valerie said...

Am in similar covered-with-work mode, but am surprised that Nina is not your real name.

Okay: What is your favorite number, and why?

Molly said...

Oy, the parents can be scary.

My question:

If you could live inside of any book, which one would you pick and why?

bermudabluez said...

Ok.....how about....are you a city girl or a country girl?

Avitable said...

I can't ask dirty questions? Damn it!

ByJane said...

here's a clean but sneaky one: what's your dissertation [going to be] about? Or at least the title, including all ellipses and the obligatory shit after [out of] the colon.

nightfly said...

Two questions:

1. What brought you to blogging?
2. My word verification is "kmarjf." What is a kmarjf? Or, how does one kmarjf? Or is it an adjective, as in "That's kmarjfy, man."

Woodrow said...

What are you listening to?




Sandy said...

What was the last meal that you cooked?
Do you really knit a pair of mittens every week? (that's a lot of warm hands! And..I will email you the address for mitten delivery tomorrow)
Do you put dunk your oreos? If you were to eat oreos. In milk of course.

cajunvegan said...

What is your most unusual nighttime original?

e! said...

There are two types of people... the easiest way to tell them apart is by asking them a simple question... ready?

Mary Ann or Ginger?

cajunvegan said...

Just re-read my question and it should read:

What is your most unusual nighttime RITUAL?

What kind of Freudian slip was that!

Mallory said...

1. What is your favorite mistake? 2. What do you feel the most guilt about?
3. If I gave you 1 million dollars and told you that you must spend it all on yourself, what would you buy?

Julie said...

My word verification is Driaszn, Sounds like a pharmaceutical.

Ok, if you had to go a day eating three meals, which I know you won't do, what would you eat? Would Turkey Meatloaf be a choice?

em said...

I have clicked on your link about 100 times today because I am anxiously waiting for the answers!!

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