Some time ago, I wrote a post about male anatomy. I was grossed out and horrified that I actually hit the orange button and published that post. After that I figured, oh well, what the hell, and I posted all manner of other disgusting stuff and declared it (unofficially) Gross Out Week.
It turns out I should have declared it Gross Out Year, because if I had, I could have posted what appears below with impunity.
Oh look! I am posting it anyway. Surprise, surprise.
Before you click this, be warned it contains the following:
1) A puppet of female anatomy
2) Tyra Banks saying "So many women in America have no idea that we don't pee and have a baby from the same hole."
3) Tyra Banks telling a story about herself and a hand mirror
4) A chubby blonde white girl who is terrified of her vagina.
For women to be ignorant about some aspects of male anatomy seems plausible, considering we are not driving that model of machine 24 hours a day, seven days a week, for our entire lives. But this?
WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING THIS IS SO GROSS I CAN'T BELIVE IT YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
And then I remember how many people think eating french fries counts toward the 3-6 servings of vegetables a day and I think, OK. Yes, this.