Saturday, November 10, 2007

Six Bits of News

This week's harvest of wisdom:

1) Psyche meds are humiliating, but they work.

2) They also cause crazy-bad insomnia.

3) That I score "above average" on a Wonderlic test.

4) That I have good energry exchange from my second chakra.

4) Chocolate really does cause acne.

5) Your boat has to be 50 feet long or you can 't call it a yacht.

6) Squirrels are delicious.

It's cold and rainy here in New York, so instead of heading off to the mountains to climb, I am meeting Bibi at the gym, where I will learn, once again, that I really can't expect to be a good climber if I don't learn to put down the Pop Tarts and vodka.

Have a good weekend.


Woodrow said...

I totally made up the yacht thing. I don't know if there even is a rule. A universally accepted one at least. I guess it's my rule.

utenzi said...

Mountain climbing or Pop Tarts? Tough choice there.

My ex-wife was from the Catskills and I grew up in the Adirondacks so I've done my share of climbing but nothing technical, I'm afraid.